your google is as good as mine

This is just a quickie to note two hilarious search terms that led people to this humble wee blog.

First:

webbed toes

Perhaps related to a post in which I mentioned my dog Bessie has webbed toes. I wonder if this was someone who has webbed toes and was looking for support? Or perhaps, as Bill O’Reilly and Pat Robertson fear, this person is attracted to webbed toes?

Second:

woman my eye!

I have no idea what this means, or how this phrase, complete with exclamation point, led someone here. You?