suspicious package

THIS is what my husband ordered and received in the mail yesterday.  Photo via uddercovers.com
THIS is what my husband ordered and received in the mail yesterday. Photo via uddercovers.com

I have a feeling that this is ALSO the product of being married to a pediatrics resident: Yesterday my husband got a package from a company called “Udder Covers.”

Me: Um, I’m a little curious about this package you got?  From “Udder Covers?”  What the heck?

Him: It’s a thing you wear to cover up while nursing! They’re supposed to be awesome.  And they’re usually like $30 but I found it for $4! It was a great deal!

Me: Oh.  Why’d you get this light blue one, they come in lots of cute colors and stuff.  Oh, nevermind I’m sure you’re all BUT IT WAS $4!!

Him: Exactly! $4!

Me: Is this a gift for someone? Or are you planning to save it until we’re ready to have kids? OH MY GOSH IS THIS SOME SORT OF HINT?

Him: It’s not a hint.  I’m going to save it.  I’m ready to have kids whenever you are.

I mean, I know we need to have kids pretty soon so he’ll know what the heck he’s talking about with parents at work every day…But at the rate I was planning, he’s going to be saving this “udder cover” for the next year at the earliest!  Though I guess I should never underestimate this man’s susceptibility to a “really good deal!”  A man after my own heart!

i lub my scrub

I’m married to a medical resident, which explains most of the circumstances of the following conversation, had with Jon who is a bit of a zombie after working a 30 hour shift.

Scrubs. By wenzday01 @ Flickr.
Scrubs. By wenzday01 @ Flickr.

Jon: “I hate the PICU.”

Me: “I thought you liked it? Just the other day you were telling me how much you like it!”

Jon: “That was before this week.  Can you think of anything you’d still like to do if you had to do it 80 hours a week?”

Me: thinks for a moment. “Um, nope.  Probably not even sex.”

Jon: “Exactly.”